Conker's™ Hyrulian Tail ~ Screenshots and Videos!

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As usual, like Zion, it is subject to change overtime.

I've destroyed my overworlds and rebuild them from scratch many times over and I've been getting exceedingly good at it.

Just for the record, past overworlds that went into the trash bin:



^^When the world was still composed of a Modern World that used pokémon graphics, an area we called 'the city of the gods' above the clouds (now an underwater utopia),a space area with different graphics then now (but these were later recycled into a dungeon), wastelands that were still in the planning stages and a special area inspired from the 'Fringe' tv series that had the 'World Trade Center' towers still intact like in the show!




^^ The overworld as it 'mostly' looked during the first second beta. A Modern World that was using HYPER-REALISTIC graphics from a portable game named 'Gunstar', an overhauled space area with graphics from final fantasy and star wars, a rift area inspired by the final areas of final fantasy 9 (yes! that's where I got the inspiration), an underwater area that had the Parallel Towers ruins in it and a rather good finished version of the wastelands.

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^^ New HUD concept!

Nothing inserted yet though, these are mockups but hopefully they will be implemented one day.

The battery meter will now become a stamina bar, since well, Fire Mushrooms don't use batteries.. same thing with many other items. We could go as far as make each sword strike count as a stamina use so players would need to be careful before thinking of mass pressing the attack button!

The money counter will only be viewable within the smartphone menu and the bombs/arrows counter will appear only when you select an item (just like in the mockup above and in parallel worlds).

Narrator: ....

I can't read that!

Somebody call
my lawyer!

SePH: Don't make me
use the spatula again
oh fateful narrator!!

Narrator: Okay! Okay!
There goes my paycheck...

''The stripclub is
filled with frolicking
naked young bodies.''
           
''Unfortunately,
the windows
are tinted too much
to get a good view
of those women
and worse of all
they have a strict
policy for squirrels
which they won't
allow inside.''

Conker: Why is that?

Narrator: Oh, there's
a good reason.

You see, the plot
doesn't require nude
scenes from all those
characters and SePH
would never include
dozens of naked
bodies merely for
prurient interest.

Conker: Oh. Say...
...is that
the real reason?

Narrator: No.

We had no one available
to animate it all!

Conker: Damn!



^^Like usual, try improving per say dialogue to make it more funnier. It's an easter egg dialogue that you'll be able to witness when you check the tinted black windows of the Pervy Goron Stripclub ;-)

Hm, the battery still would match with the smartphone battery. I'd maybe rather turn the mushroom into an electical driven plasma gun than use stamina points. But yeah, if you have problems to make all magical items use electrical energy it's probably better to use stamina points.

As for the text... you could also rewrite it so that Conker indeed sees all the fancy things inside, describe it, the "player" wants to watch as well... oh... too bad we only have bird perspective. There are places in real world you want to visiit (ok maybe we should not abuse Conker to make the player visit a brothel...

I'm actually confused on what to expect for the game. I dont mean this in a bad way im just saying that i seen so many things changed from one thing to another thing that i dont know what is currently is.

i actually liked the idea of a battery.

Expect nonstop adventure and chaos!!! Also I like the stamina idea, but I also agree with Conn about it not making as much sense with the phone. Ultimately you could go with it and it rly wouldn't matter you dont have to justify it at all but the phone battery was just one of those clever things

I like a lot of what the games turned into, even if irs really weird and even if I dont know much about conker. Its just kinda cool seeing a Zelda game that doesn't hold back or comply to traditional Zelda game standards.

Conker: To hell with !@€§ Dave... this tinted window will give me a glimpse of what's going on inside. Hehe* They forgot to tint a tiny little hole here, just enough for my one eye... let's see... oh! my! goodness! I see something pink in the middle of something that looks like a mountain. And look at that! It starts whipping up and down! OMG! OMG! OMG!!! Now I see a... WTF is that... a scaly skin...? ..big yellow teeth...? ...a fat ball like shape...?  chokes* OH NOOOOOOOO!!!!! That's a !@€$$§ Goron.


If you are able to enter the Casino in the second quest you can continue the story, like Conker meets the Goron-Lady:
Goron-Lady: Hello love. Oooh what a nice gentle sweet little squirrel we have here, oooh how I love squirrels...
Conker: err... Hold on a second, Ma'am...
Goron-Lady: Oooh, it was always my dream how such a shiny soft fancy fur is tickling my nose
Conker: Would you please shut up now? Gorons just ain't my type. Have a nice life.
Goron-Lady: You @€!!!€... (?racist again?)

@ Erock ~ It's called evolution! You know I once told GameMakr24 his Quest for Calatia game was like the duke nukem of zelda 3 hacks, but with the time I spend on my own in seven years I'm starting to think Hyrulian Tail is like the second duke nukem forever of zelda 3 hacks! Editing this game never really ends because like Conn and you have said several times, there is always something we can improve so the game takes forever to make. Unlike game studios that have whole teams of people dedicated to make games within a year or two but are getting paid, romhackers do this on their freetime and arent getting paid  :-P


@ Erock & Moegami ~ The battery is just one of those clever things that had to go. It dates back to when the lamp was still as torchlight and it would have made sense if you ran out of battery to make the screen turn black entirely.


@ Conn ~ Your dialogues are very funny and Conker sounding even!
About the dancing strippers inside, I have already found the perfect sprite for them :-P



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Behold the twin lumberjacks in their fully animated glory!



(Ignore the saw for now, it's going to be blanked out)


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Now I just need to wait for Charmander106, his brother or SunGodPortal to see this thread, so they can make a custom Goron-Lady sprite out of the twin lumberjacks!

Might be best if someone else takes this one. I'd love to help but for the next week or two I want to work on Bruce and nothing else whatsoever. I REALLY want this finished. I gotta edit (and test) half of the dialogue and I'm still not satisfied with anything I've done with the Ash sprite besides making the chin bigger. LOL Turning the cap into a man's hairdo is more difficult that I thought it would be. Chick hair is so much easier despite actually being more complicated.

I still think the battery meter is better in my opinion.

Regarding the lumberjacks I can see where your going with this. I have an idea though, don't blank out the saw but instead turn the saw into a double sided dildo.

LOL!!!

Galaxy Guide: CAREFUL CONKER... WINTER IS COMING!

Conker: Um. Yeah. Actually your software is a little rusty isn't it?! Winter as already arrived!

Galaxy Guide: NO WAY!!!! THE WHITEWALKERS AREN'T READY YET.

Conker: Uh. Whatever. It took an whole five seasons to get there but it finally arrived!

Uh reminds me on my requests on GOT-theme for one ending and the X-1999 sadame theme for another one ^^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX6qZlQnb1M
(skip the first 50 seconds)

And you remind me of that:

Cool, didn't know that such a game exists ^^

I think Sadame fits best in eden of apple ending (ending 2, where a new civilisation...)
GoT is your choice

If you have any requests for me to make any puzzle related thing let me know seph.

Some stuff left to insert

Getting somewhere...





Nothing inserted yet, but at least I've found the perfect buildings for them

One thing less to do. This is crazy how my overworld paper checklist is growing thiner by the minute!

The best part is that everyone will laugh their a$$es off at the pervy goron strip club.

Its something nintendo would never do and its funny as hell. Everyone will LOVE it.

Well thank you.

But I'm sure I'll probably offend some people too ya know ;-)

I can't wait to see ''Let's play'' videos on youtube and see people's reactions when they reach that part of the hack lol

Anyway, did much progress today, inserted the candyland and clocktower paintings (only heaven remains), fixed my space graphic shemes tilesets so I can finally re-insert it all back.

Also added colisions for the jedi/sith quests areas, only the dungeon linking them all remains but I'm currently in ''OVERWORLDS RUSH MODE'', not ''DUNGEONS RUSH MODE'' ;-)

I've also freed six tilesets that were unused (I change graphics often, no kidding) so I think I'll have have enough space to insert insert the casino, stripclub, top of mario 64 castle, heaven painting, nes mario bros 1 area and the source (a computer desktop with the player starring as a mouse cursor XD).

So you see Eric, yes there is a light a the end of the tunnel for this hack!

And maybe you could have a goron say something like "in the strip club them girls all have rock hard nipples"

because you know gorons like eating rocks.

something like that.

I see what U did there.

Ok, I'll add that to my dungeons checklist :-P

Meanwhile you know about starting the game using a special name to start into special places? I just thought about adding one more.

Enter ''Tuto'' as your name to play the tutorial!

For exemple,you start the game normally in bedstate mode in another starting location. You get the following intro message:

''Welcome to your training [Name]!''

You first lesson today, believe it or not, is to get out of bed! To do that, wait until I finish talking and then press B! You'll get another long and boring dialogue that you can skip if you want by pressing L!

This is a long and boring dialogue, you may skip me by pressing the L button or wait until it is over, but while we are here, maybe we could sing a couple of songs, do some karoke or play some tennis, who knows maybe we could be the best friends you know, but I talk too much... SKIP! SKIP! SKIP! What are you waiting for smartass, press L now or else you'll get it! Now I mean it, just press L you're making a fool of yourself, game over man, just give up! I really have nothing else to say.....not! You still here?! Why haven't you skipped?! You need to open the emulator configuration panel if you can find it and then set one of your keyboard's button to the L button. Not the left button dumbass, the LEFT TRIGGER button. It's as easy as that, now you've just lost five minutes of your life for a simple feature in a more bigger game! You know the drill now!! SKIP IT GOD DAMNIT! Can you speak english at least?! Do I have to say it in another language? Uh. Well. Hug. Pour passer les dialogues tres long, veuillez prendre note que vous pouvez appuyer désormais sur la touche L sur votre pad de snes, si vous n'etes pas de ceux qui jouent a la version pc avec un émulateur bien sur. Toujours la du con?! Tabarnak yé pas vite le gars, vraiment pas vite vite. Pese sul pitton L saint sacrament. Ah pis f*** off, pese sur B la drete la. In english, press B now! And then get the f*** out of the bed by simply walking away from it!

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Wait.

I don't have this much free dialogue space. It's a shame we can't expend it XD

I don't have this much free dialogue space. It's a shame we can't expend it XD

Too bad... btw, do you have a storyline in the meanwhile? You know, all the great games and movies that caused a hype (star wars, lord of the ring, zelda)... litterally all 20 games/movies to the prize of one you offer have a really novel story.

I hope you have enough dialogue space left to not only tell funny things but also a red thread told throughout the universes

Just put lots of pauses in the dialog

"This guy goes on about tennis...
[5seconds]and on...
[5seconds]and on...
[5seconds]and on...
repeat till you feel like you've wasted 5 minutes.

@Conn: We already have the great intro monologue... But then, the storyline will get revamped at specific places like the doctor that you'll meet more then once now (he likes to travel from universes to others), through some key bosses dialogues like ganon and agahnim (yes I know they are all ganons in this hack) and of course the multiple endings. I already changed many dialogue entries since the one year old beta and I'm quite confident in the end results to be beyond all my original expectations in terms of storytelling

I'm not saying it will be perfect, but it will be the best I can offer while I retire peacefully in the quiet moons of Neptune so nobody can find me, ascend to an higher plane of existence, awaiting for the sun to nearly die and expend and go back to earth to see if humans or other evolved species are still playing Hyrulian Tail :-P

@Euclid: Well yeah it's an exemple of course, I thought it would be great to implement a tutorial mode to this game. You could give the players a nearly complete inventory and the possibility to go try the new features in tutorial areas/dungeon rooms right away!